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April 21 Holly HamsterOfficial Pet Day brought to you by Indigochick
Holly, the intrepid explorer, has been tracked down and agreed to have her picture taken in exchange for 3 days of freedom to roam. Fair enough.
March 26 Surely NotAre there really people that sad in this World that they would buy a wedding veil for their cat?
Or make them wear a stupid hat on their birthday?
Unfortunately, I fear such people may truely and breathe or else websites selling the stuff wouldn't exist. Also in the petshop on Friday I could have bought a lead to take the hamster for walks..but I didn't bother. On a more sensible note....
"Not Enough Room to Swing a Cat" This expression, first recorded in 1771, is thought to allude to the cat-o'-nine-tails, a whip with nine lashes widely used to punish offenders in the British military.
"Raining Cats and Dogs" The Great Plague of 1665 took it's victims indiscriminately: people, dogs and indeed cats. After a storm, street gutters were sometimes filled with animals corpses.
In medieval times, unscrupulous market traders would place kittens in bags, and sell them as pigs. The trick was to run from the fleeced punter before "the cat was let out of the bag."
March 08 Crazy Horses or not!?Okay...how do you post big pics then?!! I followed Peabody's instructions and posted a picture. I could see the picture (but only when I am signed in, I think). Nobody else could see it. More research required... HELP!!! March 05 Born FreeIt's getting boring now I know, but not much else is going on here so its the best I can do today. Saturday is cleaning out hamster cage day, a task that has been unnecessary for the last month. However, half way through the process Jack realised that we had no sawdust. Lucky Holly gets to zoom round in her ball for an hour or so whilst the kids make a trip to the pet shop. I'm busy cleaning the play room (OK, I was on the pc) so I guess I was in charge. Jack returns to find an empty hamster ball. The little shite has kamakazied herself into a wall, broken open the hamster ball and escaped AGAIN. I give up..let her die a long, slow and painful death. (OK so I'm not that mean..I'll keep leaving the food out) Talking of animals..good to see JNuts is back! February 24 IncarcerationAfter nearly a month on the run, Holly the Hamster has been recaptured. After her discovery last night by Neil, she put up a good fight, and refused to be taken (hid under sofa). Siege conditions prevailed overnight (doors shut to keep her in the lounge) and Jack and I mounted an early morning recapture manoeuvre. I feel quite sad that she is now back in her cage (especially as she is now the size of a small beaver) and I doubt it will be long before she grasps at her next opportunity for freedom. I still have one small niggling concern about the existence of a monumental mountain of undiscovered hamster poo.
February 14 Mission ImpossibleThe hamster has been missing for over 2 weeks now. It still visits approximately every other night and clears the food bowl. I tried the humane mouse trap..but that didn't work. Maybe the hamster can't fit into the mouse trap....or maybe it is a very, very clever hamster. There are absolutely no other signs that a hamster lives in our house, no droppings, no scratching noises, zilch. God only knows where is has created a little nest for itself, or why we don't catch even a glimpse of her. Does she sleep a lot? Has she made friends? The food always seems to disappear at a similar time every night, (i.e by the time I have returned from the pub..NOT that I go there very often..I hasten to add). So tonight, I am going to camp out in the lounge and attempt to recapture Holly. I will report back.
January 31 LionsThere are two major cities in Scotland, 45 physical miles apart. You would get the impression that there is a barrier such as the old Berlin Wall somewhere in the middle and indeed many residents will never have visisted the other city. Edinburgh is smaller and is the capital city. Glasgow is bigger and thinks it should be the capital city. Glaswegians or 'Weegies' as they are known are type cast as more friendly..but more likely to found drunk in gutters (gross generalization). Edinburgers are more likely to be found eating scones and indeed not to be Scottish at all (second gross generalization). Anyway I just remembered a story that perpetuates the 'Weegie' mentality described above. A group of kids from a school in Glasgow were taken to a wildlife safari park and the bus unfortunately broke down whilst driving through the lion enclosure. Eventually the teenagers got bored a decided that a smoke was in order. So as not to alert the bus driver that they were smoking, they opened the door at the back of the bus and the group lit up. A park attendant noticed this and went into a small panic due to the close proximity of the lions. He quickly approached the group and they spotted him but misinterpreted his cause for concern. One piped up " Haven't touched your fuckin' lions mate". Says it all. January 23 My Family and other AnimalsHolly is back.......safe and sound, if a little hungry and thirsty. Whilst we are on the subject of furry things..there was an article in the Guardian yesterday regarding a delivery of baboons to a wild life park in Kent from a zoo in France. Supposedly when the park keepers talk to the animals in english 'they just look completely bemused and don't have a clue what is going on'. As a consequence the keepers have had to learn basic french..such as dejueuner and bonjour. The keepers expect that they will have to carry on speaking french to them forever. They also report that the french baboons are friskier than their English cousins. Furthermore..thinking about getting a dog to dilute the childrens hamster torture sessions (it's luv really). I asked Jack what he would like to call a dog if we got one. *Lunchbox*. Have to be a boy dog then... January 21 Hamster EscapeIt had to happen. Holly the Hamster has gone AWOL. Returned from work and Jack (6) says 'where is the Hamster?'. 'Uhhhh..where you left her, in her cage this morning, she is in her cage isn't she?'. No she isn't. Also the cage door is open, so has she done a death defying Houdini act to extract herself out of the cage or has one of my two darlings FORGOT to put her back. Obviously Jack said it wasn't him. No doubt Eddi will say the same. Three hours later and no sign..not a scratch, nothing. I hope her bid for freedom doesn't involve the big, bad, VERY COLD outdoors or else may have to make a quick run to the nearest pet shop. Knew I should have gone for the hamster with no distinguishing markings..oh well, todays lesson in life for the children. January 20 Life span of a mouse (and other animals)Supposedly no House Mouse has survived for longer than 5 years and the oldest human to date is 122 years old (it was a she!). If you really have nothing better to do you can plug names of species/animals into AnAge and it will tell you the longest recorded life span. An Aldabra Tortoise has survived for 152 years and an African Grey Parrot for 73 years. I was surprised that the longest recorded age for a turtle was 75 years for a Green Sea Turtle. I thought they lived for hundreds of years (a 'fact' reiterated in Finding Nemo). What I want to know if is a Common Hamster can live for 4 years and a Golden Hamster for 10 years why do the pet shops tell you that they normally will not survive more than 18 months. Is life with small children that bad that most of them die young? |
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